Apt. 1 is sinking man and I don't wanna swim

So for the past few months Ive had issues with my kitchen sink. For the first while it would just make strange bubbling noises and sounded much like something out of Stephen King's it. Things were floating down there alright, Floating and gushing right on up and out of the pipe into my sink. Things like bean sprouts and bits of tomato and other unidentifiable somewhat decaying hunks of crap. I have never had bean sprouts in this house. They are someone else's dirty old bean sprouts. Sometimes the water is soapy too. Well now things are really out of control. I came home one day to find my kitchen half flooded and all of my cookbooks ruined and stained with pipe remnants. It now floods at least one to two times a day. Luckily I have been home to catch it which makes me wonder if it's someone else's shower water or something. Friggin sick. I bail out my kitchen sink with a bucket and dump it in the bathroom sink....which has no hot water. The landlord says he's getting the plumber in asap. That's what he said 3 months ago when I first revealed the minor backing upage. Im going to find a way to beat the shit out of my sink pretty soon, but I reckon it would hurt me a lot more. I need some good rubber boots. Where's Perd when I need her?